PwoperNaughtyButNot 10:02 Sat Jan 26
Ear injection
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I have the mother of all ear infections and the pain is overwhelming.
I’ve tried wiping my knob on it but now I have an infected knob.
I’ll try anything - my old nan told me to pour hot oil it and now I have burns on my ear too.
Give me some cures and I’ll let you know how they go.
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SilverSurfer
11:48 Sat Jan 26
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pour hot oil it ?
warm olive oil.
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jooliandix
4:12 Sat Jan 26
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Call me old fashioned,but go to a fucking doctor you prick,how many of us on here are medically qualified you melt ?
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Nurse Ratched
2:45 Sat Jan 26
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Find nearest walk-in centre.
Get prescribed antibiotics.
Take regular OTC painkillers while antibiotics work their magic.
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Mike Oxsaw
1:24 Sat Jan 26
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Stuff an umbrella up your Jap's eye.
It won't cure your ear infection, but should take your mind off it for a while.
Dr. Mike Oxsaw YFC FOMB(Lit.)
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Percy Dalton
1:21 Sat Jan 26
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Yeah get an appointment in a month's time.
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Westham67
11:54 Sat Jan 26
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Here is an idea go to a GP and let him prescribe any remedy he deems to be applicable to your ear issue
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Percy Dalton
11:33 Sat Jan 26
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Hot water bottle wrapped in a tea towel.
The mother of most pain cures.
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goose
10:31 Sat Jan 26
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Maybe try an ear injection?
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mallard
10:26 Sat Jan 26
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Take 2 paracetamol and 2 ibuprofen every 4 hours
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wd40
10:21 Sat Jan 26
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Heat will ease it, old wife's tale but it works
Heat some salt up in sauce pan pour into a sock and tie then hold against ear.
A Clean sock is best.
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Bouncing Ludo
10:21 Sat Jan 26
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Go to the doctors.
My old man, rest his soul, had an ear infection and got given antibiotics. When they didn't fix it he would "wait and see how it was" before going back to the GP
Eventually it spread to his facial nerves causing bells pals (face drop like a stroke).
Went to hospital on a blue light ambulance and stated there for a month as the infection got into his skull. Doctors feared it would start attacking his brain so operated to try and stop it.
He came home but never really recovered and so had to go back into hospital for nearly 4 months within a few weeks. Then went into a care home and passed away a few weeks later.
He was 86 granted, but up until that ear infection was fully active and independent.
So, go to the doctors.
HTH
COYI
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Westham67
10:14 Sat Jan 26
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It must be a bad infection as its having an effect on your spelling
If you still have ears the oil wasn't hot enough
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cholo
10:10 Sat Jan 26
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I would but it'll fall on deaf ears.
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